Tom Brady, Trading Up

Last year Tom Brady didn't have anyone to throw to, and his New England Patriots still made the AFC Championship. It was a rare non-Super Bowl season for Brady. So if this offseason is any indication, he's shaking up his professional and personal life to ensure he gets back on top.

New England has spent money on bringing in two very good receivers: Donte Stallworth and Wes Welker. Both are serious upgrades to last year's unit, which had only Reche Caldwell, he who seemed to have more drops than receptions. Last year Brady had his lowest passing total since 2001. Next year, he is going to top 4,000 yards, guaranteed.

In his personal life, it could also be argued that Brady's overcome a few speedbumps. He split from longtime gal pal Bridget Moynahan (the hottie from I, Robot), and even news that she was pregnant with his kid didn't seem to derail him. A month later, he was getting with this:

("This" being Gisele.)

In short, Tom Brady is having a better offseason than you. Look out AFC, Brady's better than ever!