There is No God

...or else, The Almighty has a perversely cruel sense of humor: forcing me and all other Patriots-haters to root for Elisha Manning and the Gints of NY to win a Super Bowl.



Storyline for the next two weeks: can I forget how the Patriots' thrashed my favorite team (the Redskins) and beat my old hometown team (the Chargers) twice? Is it better that New England affirms its perfect season, its truly superior play this year, and its modern dynasty....rather than have ****ing Eli win a ring? Maybe. Just maybe...

9 Reasons Why the Giants Will Lose

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